Something S.

Fred and Betty are happily wedded. Fred likes to call his wife Big Bertha. Betty then decides to get a tatto on her ass saying Big Bertha. She goes to the parlor and is told the cost will be $100 for every letter. She decides that she'll just get the initials on her ass instead, a B on each butt cheek. She walks homes, calls fred, and pulls down her pants. He sees the tattoo and shouts, "Who the fuck is BOB?!"

funniness: 6.43

rating: R