Tyce F.

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton were traveling together in the Midwest when a tornado whisked them away to Oz. When they realized where they were: Quayle says, "I am going to ask the wizard for a brain." Gingrich says, "I am going to ask for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"

funniness: 6.98

rating: PG