James H.

This is a true story that actually happened to me. I was on a field trip to New York City with my friend Emmanuel. We were on one of those nicer buses with the bucket seats. During the ride we would complain to each other if one of us were over in the other's territory, you know, over the crack between the seats. On the way home at night my friend was lying against the window trying to get some sleep. I saw him reach over near his ass and I said, "What are you doing, picking your ass?" And he says, "No, I'm just feeling the crack."

funniness: 4.13

rating: R