J M.

My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my waterspout Time was when of its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full time job To find the blasted thing It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave As my old age now approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes

funniness: 6.45

rating: PG