Lick M.

There were three brothers, Poop, Shut-up, and Manners. One day, Poop got stuck in the toilet. Shut-up called 911 while Manners tried to free Poop. The Phone conversation is as follows Operator: "911 Emergency what is your name?" Shut-up : "Shut-up." Operator: "Excuse me?" Shut-up : "Shut-up!" Operator: "Young man, where are your manners?" Shut-up : "He's in the bathroom tryin' to yank Poop out of the toilet!"

funniness: 6.44

rating: PG