Brian K.

Three guys are on top of the Empire State Building and they are bragging about how big their dicks are. They finally decide to compare them by dangling them off the roof. The first guy pulls his dong out and hangs it over the side and it dangles down to the 20th floor. The second guy pulls his hog out and lets it fly over the side of the roof and it goes down to the 10th floor. Then the third guy whips his schlong out and lets it fly. He then starts shaking his body wildly. The first guy asks the third guy, "What are you doing?" The third guy replies, "I'm dodging cars!"

funniness: 7.28

rating: R