Rocker B.

In a crazy city in Canada, there was a crazy lady who was crazy enough to name her dog "Anything." One day when the lady was in the shower she heard her dog run out the door. To stop the dog, she ran after the dog without realizing she was totally naked. She passed her neighbor and asked him, "Have you seen Anything?" And the neighbour answered, "Lady, I didn't just see anything, I saw it all."

funniness: 5.18

rating: PG