Judy T.

A young man was driving through the west, on a lonely road that lead him through the desert. After driving for a long period of time, he happened upon a man lying in the middle of the road. Upon further examination, he discovered it was an Indian with his dick standing straight up! The young man got out of his car and walked up to the Indian, who didn't move a muscle. "Uh, excuse me, but may I ask just what you are doing lying here in the middle of the road with your dick standing straight up?" asked the young man. "Yes, you may ask," replied the Indian. "I am telling time." Puzzled, the young man asked how this could be. The Indian responded, "Dick work like sun dial...tell perfect time. It is now 1:10 pm." The young man looked at his watch, and sure enough, it was 1:10 pm. The young man was amazed by this, but decided to continue on his way. After driving for another 50 miles, he happened upon another Indian lying in the middle of the road. This time, not only was the man's dick standing straight up, but he was holding it in his hands. He pulled over once again, and walked up to the Indian. "What sir, are you doing lying in the middle of the road...telling time?" "Yes," replied the Indian. "It now 2:00 pm" The young man once again looked at his watch, and sure enough, it was 2:00 pm. The young man thought to himself that this must be a part of great Indian culture and was once again amazed at the ability to tell time with one's penis. He got back in his car and continued on his way. After a while, we happened upon yet another Indian in the middle of the road, but this time the Indian was beating his dick up and down. The young man just had to ask him, "Sir, are you also telling time?" "No," replied the Indian, "me winding up me clock."

funniness: 6.58

rating: R