Brian L.

Johnny hated school and wanted to go home. The teacher said, "If anyone can guess what is in this bag they will be able to go home for the day". She hints, "It is hard, round, and red." One of the girls raised her hand and replied, "It's an apple." The teacher says, "No, Its a red pin cushion. But I like the way you're thinking." She holds up another bag and hints, "It's round, hard, and orange." Another girl raised her hand and replied, "It's an orange". The teacher replies, "No, it's a orange pin cushion. But I like the way you're thinking." Johnny is getting mad because he wants to go home. Johnny says, "I got one for you teacher. I'm reaching deep in my pocket. It's round, it's hard, and its got a little head on the end of it." The teacher got nervous about where Johny was going with this and interrupted, "Johnny..." Johnny replies, "It's just a quarter teacher, but I like the way you're thinking."

funniness: 7.44

rating: PG-13