Charles C.

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three foreigner businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the men says, "We are all berry berry hungry." The waitress says, "So how is whacking off in this restaurant going to help that situation?" One of the other businessmen replies, "Because menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED."

funniness: 7.28

rating: R