Kenny G.

THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES (THESE ARE REAL) - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye - Her Teeth were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? - How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling - I Fell In a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me - I Flushed You From The Toilets of My Heart - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You - I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!! - I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win - I'd Rather Have Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy - I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life - I'm the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised - If I Can't Be Number One in your Life, Then Number Two on You - If Love were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low - If my Nose were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All on You - If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will - If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? - Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus - My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him - Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears and My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You - She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger - Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone - They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out - Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart - You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too - You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat - You Were Only a Splinter As I Slid Down the Banister of Life - You're the Reason Our Kids are so Ugly

funniness: 6.39

rating: PG