Kenny G.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans! I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it. I thought about making a movie older folks and call it "Pumping Rust" I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me...they were cramming for their finals. You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!" I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps, toothpicks? Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write...A Good Doctor! Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much...Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac! If you jogged backward...would you gain weight? Wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp? I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!" I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG