Pauly M.

As I was sitting at this bar, I saw this beautiful lady. I saw her see me but I also saw her not see me see her. So I knew I had her. I walked over to her and told her I saw her see me and I saw the way she saw me and asked her if she wanted to see more? She said she would love to but she was on her menstrual cycle! I said, "No problem I've got my Moped I'll follow you."

funniness: 4.88

rating: R