Alex F.

While doing his 2:00am walk around the neighborhood, a policeman notices a drunk man seemingly trying to unlock an entrance door. The officer walks by him just in case, and asks the drunkard: "Can't get it open?" "Nope. Damn key won't go inshhh." Wanting to clear things up, the policeman asks to check the key and notices something odd. "But... this ain't no key, mister! This is a suppository!" The drunk man looks puzzled as ever as he replies: "Then where the heck did I put that stupid key?"

funniness: 4.65

rating: PG