Brian L.

This is a story about a man named Jed Poor mountainier barely kept his family feed Then one day he was shootin at a squiral Up popped up, a beautiful girl Naked that is, big tits and everything Next thing you know old Jeds in bed Hoofin and poofin till his balls turn red Nine months later he has a little girl Teaches her never go shootin at a squirel

funniness: 5.68

rating: R