Don P.

I wish all the girls were like statue's of venus, and I would have me a petrified penis. I wish all the girls were like holes in a road, and I was a dumptruck and dump in my load. I wish all the girls were like trees in a forrest, I'd be a woodsman and spit their clitoris. I wish all the girls were like telephone poles, I'd be a squirrel and stuff nuts in there holes.

funniness: 5.65

rating: R