Zac C.

* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station. * Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? * If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP? * Does fuzzy logic tickle? * If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? * I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. * How come you never hear about gruntled employees? * I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem. * If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of? * If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? * Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? * I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. * Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? * What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? * What was the best thing before sliced bread? * If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? * Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? * Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? * Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? * Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. * Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? * Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? * Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? * Whatever happened to Absorbine Senior?

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG