Lisa S.

A woman went to a lingerie shop and decided she wanted to surprise her husband that night with a nice pair of crotchless underwear. When her husband came home later that night, she was laying on the sofa with her legs sprawled out so her husband could see her new underwear. She said, "Hey, do you want some of this?" To which her husband replied, "Hell no! It's already ate a hole in your underwear!"

funniness: 6.71

rating: R