Grr G.

Three blondes died and were up talking to St. Peter. He said "I have one question and if you get it I will let you into heaven." He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" She answers "Oh, that's that one time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey." St. Peter just shook his head and said to the next blonde, "What is Easter?" She answered, "Oh, that is the time of year when our family gets together and we all open presents and the fat jolly guy comes down thechimney." Again St. Peter just shook his head. He said to the third blonde, "What is Easter?" She said, "Oh that's when Christ died and they put him in a tomb and rolled a rock in front of it." St. Peter smiled and urged, "yes... go on..." The blonde continued, "then once a year we roll the stone away and he comes out and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter."

funniness: 6.42

rating: PG