Lord R.

A bank robber is killed in a shooting and goes to Hell. "Soooo, your a bank robber are you? Well I've got something special for you." Says the devil. So the devil puts him in a room where he can do nothing but break rocks that are extremely huge. Soon, he turns up the heat to 130 degrees. Celcius. At the end of the day, the devil lets him out. "So how was your day?" The devil asks. "Actually, it wasn't that bad, in fact, it remindes me of my childhood when I worked out in the hot sun." "Erggg..." the devil growls, and sends him to bed. At 4:30 in the morning, the devil wakes him up. Then he stuffs him in the room again. "If he likes heat, I guess I'll make him cold!" So the devil turns down the heat to -130 degrees celcius. Then at the end of the day, the devil lets him out. "So how was your day?" "Not bad. The Bengals won."

funniness: 4.05

rating: G