Mike P.

A small indian boy asks his father, "Dad how do you know what to name your children when they are born?" The dad replies, "Well son it's very easy. When your older brother was born I stuck my head out of the tee-pee and the first thing I saw was a wolf howling at the moon. So I named him Howling Wolf. When you sister was born I stuck my head out of the tee-pee and the first thing I saw was a deer running. So I named her Running Deer." The dad then said, "So tell me Two-Dogs Fucking, why do you ask?"

funniness: 7.13

rating: R