Jake M.

A man would pass a whore house on his way to work everyday. And there always was this prositute that would say "Hello little boy." and wave her pinky at him. Everday he heard "Hello little boy." on the way to work and on the way home. One day he got sick of it, went up to the women and asked why she would always say "Hello little boy" and wave her pinky. She waved her pinky again and said "This is how big I think your dick is." He shrugged his shoulders and walked away. And the next day before the women could say a thing he went up to her pulled his mouth wide and said "Hello lady!"

funniness: 7.01

rating: PG-13