Lisa S.

One night a 70 year-old woman decided she wanted to spice up her marriage because it was getting boring, plus she was feeling a little fiesty. She went into the bedroom and waited until her husband came home. She jumped out of the bedroom completely naked and yelled to her husband, "Super Pussy!" Her husband looked at her and replied, "I'll take the soup tonight."

funniness: 6.48

rating: R