Saer S.

Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job. Why are the Chiefs changing their names to Tampons? They're only good for one period and they have no second string. Why are they having trouble finding a cure for aids? The scientist can't get the mice to butt fuck. What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About five drinks. What's the definition of gross? When you open your refrigerator and your rump roast farts at you. What's a rich womans favorite wine? I wanna go shopping. What's the difference between a rich woman and Jello? Jello moves when you eat it. Why aren't cowboys circumsized? So they have someplace to keep their Skoal when they're eating. What do gays call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps. What's the definition of a lesbian? Just another woman trying to do a man's job. What's the difference between OOOOH and AAAHHHH? About 6 inches. What's the difference between a hog and a man? A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just to fuck some pig. What's the defination of confusion? 20 blind lesbians at the fish market. What's the defination of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your Mercedes. What's the defination of macho? Jogging home from your own vasectomy. What's the defination of wife? An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done. Define foreplay after getting married.... 2 hours of begging. What's the defination of Christmas? Buying this years toys on next years money. What's the defination of Cruise? Where men go to fish and women go to hunt. What do you call an anerexic woman with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

funniness: 6.30

rating: R