William T.

The computer service department has determined there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by January, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. Here are the main advantages. 1. No Y2K problems 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done 3. No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails (or jokes on funny.com) FAQ for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support (EASTS) Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a new document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set background and foreground in the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for re-booting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't shake it.

funniness: 7.15

rating: PG