Derek B.

Your mama is so fat... ...when playing hop scotch, she goes North America, South America, Africa, Europe... ...when she stands on a truck scale, it reads one truck at a time! ...when she turns around, people throw a welcome back party! ...hear fingers are too big to push the buttons on a telephone! ...people mistook her for the Titanic! ...to her, the Pacific Ocean is just an ordaniary glass of water!

funniness: 3.89

rating: PG