Ryon C.

There was once this car salesman that was really honest. (No, that isn't the punchline!) He offered custom-made cars. One day, a snail showed up at his office door. It took the snail about an hour to get to the salesman's desk. The snail finally said, "I'd like a custom-made car, please!" The salesman was surprised that a snail could talk, but asked anyway, "OK, what would you like?" The snail said, "I'd like it to go really, really, fast, be painted with S's all over it, and be ready by tomorrow. The cost is not an issue." "OK, it'll be ready by 7:00am tomorrow," the salesman replied. The next day, the snail showed up at the salesman's office door at 5:00am, and this time, took 2 hours to get to the man's desk, so it worked nicely. "Is my car ready yet?" the snail asked. "Yes it is. By the way, this may seem kind of rude of me, so don't answer if you don't want to, but why did you want such an unusual car?" The snail replied, "When I go by, I want people to look at it and say, 'Wow! Look at that S car go!'" * "S car go"..."escargot"

funniness: 4.88

rating: G