Abby P.

A 911 operator gets a call one evening but nobody says anything. Fearing the worst, the operator calls back, and a little boy answers the phone in whispering voice ... [barely audible] Hello! (Operator) Hello little boy. Did you just call 911? [barely audible] "No!" (Operator) O.K., is your mommy home? [barely audible] "Yes." (Operator) Can I speak to her, please? [barely audible] "No." (Operator) "Why not?" [barely audible] "Because she's busy!" (Operator) "Oh, OK. Is your daddy home then?" [barely audible] "Yes." (Operator) "Well, can I speak to him?" [barely audible] "No!" (Operator) "Well, my goodness, why not?" [barely audible] "Because he's busy too!" (Operator) "OH, goodness! What's he busy doing?" [barely audible] "Talking to the police." (Operator) "Oh, so the police are there?" [barely audible] "Yes." (Operator) "Can I speak to one of them?" [barely audible] "No!" (Operator) "Why not?" [barely audible] "Because they are really busy." (Operator) "Well, what's your mom busy doing?" [barely audible] "Talking to the firemen." (Operator) "Can I speak to one of the firemen then, please?" [barely audible] "No." (Operator) "Well, goodness, why not?" [barely audible] "Because they are really busy too!" (Operator) "Well, what are all of these people busy doing?" [barely audible] "Looking for me!"

funniness: 7.27

rating: PG