Derek B.

Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, Peter said he can hang around with any one person in heaven. Making a quick decision, he decided God. After one day with God, Ford told God that his invention of women was bad. The rear end was lopsided, and there was too much structure in the front. God replied, "According to my calculations, more people are riding my invention than yours."

funniness: 7.20

rating: R