Jessie E.

A man liked to sleep frequently in church, so the pastor devised a plan. During one service the pastor asked his congregation while the man was sleeping, "All who want to go to heaven, please rise." Everyone stood up except the sleeper. Then, at the top of his voice, he bellowed, "ALL WHO WISH TO GO TO HELL, STAND UP NOW!" Only the sleeper stood up. The sleeper looked around and said, "I don't know what we're voting on, Reverend, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."

funniness: 7.35

rating: PG