Bobby H.

There is a fat lady that walked by a toy store every day. One day when she walked by, one of the toys in the store saw her and sang, "Look at the big fat lady. Look at the big fat lady." The fat lady just kept going. The next day the fat lady walked by and the same toy sang, "Look at the big fat lady. Look at the big fat lady." The fat lady said, "If you call me that when I walk by tomorrow I will buy you, bring you home and flush you down the toilet." The next day when the fat lady walked by the toy sang "Look at the big fat lady. Look at the big fat lady." So the fat lady went in, bought the toy, took him home and flushed him down the toilet. A couple of hours later the toy was singing, "Floatin' down the river on a big brown log."

funniness: 4.09

rating: PG