Zach M.

Whle visiting my friend the other night, he was making bean soup. I observed him carefully counting the beans foe his soup. 1, 20, 50, 98, 175, 221, 225, 227, 239. He then began counting a second batch of beans and exclaimed that he was two pans full of the soup. Again 1 bean, 20, 50, 100, 200, 236, 237...239. He stopped again. I asked, "What's up with you stopping at 239 all the time?" He replied, "239 is the exact number of beans to make bean soup." I asked, "What if you add one more?" He said, "Well then it would be 'too farty.'"

funniness: 5.02

rating: G