Sarah R.

A Scotsman walks into a bar, orders a scotch. He sits down, takes a drink, and suddenly stands up and says in a thick Scottish accent: "Men!! Today, I built a house with my bare HANDS! Do ya think I'll be known as Angus the house builder?" The men all look around, look at each other, and look at him. They all shake their heads and say no. Angus sits down, dejected, takes a few more sips of his drink. He suddenly stands up again and says: "Men!! Yesterday, I built a barn with my bare HANDS! Do ya think I'll be known as Angus the barn builder?" The men all look around, look at each other, and look at him. They all shake their heads and say no. Angus sits down once again, sips his drink, and sighs. Suddenly, he stands up again and says: "Men!! The day before yesterday, I built a bridge with my bare HANDS! Do ya think I'll be known as Angus the bridge builder?" The men all look around, look at each other, and look at him. They all shake their heads and say no. Angus sits down, finishes off his drink, and mutters: "You fuck ONE sheep..."

funniness: 7.31

rating: R