Dave C.

YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF: * You know what a "burnout" is. * You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper' * You know what "Psych" means. * Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game-to "reserve" your spot. * You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off". * You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer". * You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack". * You know who Tina Yothers is. * You wanted to be a Goonie. * You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him. * You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab. * You know who Max Headroom is. * You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing. * You could break dance, or wish you could. * You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween. * You Believed that "By the power of Grey skull, you HAD the power." * Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away. * You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye. * You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget.' * You wanted to be on Star Search. * You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. * You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did. * You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on its ass, or knew someone who did. * You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout". * You HAD to have your MTV. * You remember when Kramer was on a show called 'Friday's.' * You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future". * You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name". * You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie. * You heard of Garbage Pail Kids. * You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be. * You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. * You own(ed) any 'cassette singles.' * You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon. * You remember and/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut. Or any other stupid collection they came out with. * Poltergeist freaked you out. * You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunch box. * You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf. * You know what a Doozer is. * You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did. * You ever had a Swatch Watch. * You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. * You had wonder woman or Superman underoos. * You know what a "Whammee" is.

funniness: 7.18

rating: PG