Dave C.

Fascinating how Bill Clinton and JFK both ended their presidencies by staining a woman's dress. Yes, we did hear that the President believes in reincarnation, and wants to come back some day as a water fountain. Q. How is Bill Clinton like John McEnroe? A. They both say it was out, but the judges say it was in. What are President Clinton's favorite movies? 1) Interns of Endearment 2) Shaft 3) Patriot Stains 4) The X-Rated Files 5) Bad Bill Hunting Of course, the President's all-time favorite movie is Die Hard.

funniness: 4.40

rating: PG