Amanda R.

A little boy wanted to know what a vagina looks like, so he asked his father. "Well," his father said, "before sex, a vagina is like a beautiful pink flower with soft satiny petals and a wonderful aroma." His father was silent for a moment, and the boy asked, "What does it look like after sex?" After thinking for a minute, his father said, "Well, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"

funniness: 7.20

rating: R