Arthur H.

This guy walked into a bar. After sitting at the bar he saw a $1,000 dollar bill in a frame above the bar. He asked the bartender "What is the $1,000 dollar bill for?" The bartender said "It's for a bet. Do you see that 300 pound man over there?" "Yes" said the man. "You have to go over to the man and beat the crap out of him. Then you have to go through that door, down the stairs and there's a pitbull down there with a bad tooth. You have to pull the tooth. Then when you are done you have to go up them stairs over in the corner and theres a fat lady up there. You have to have sex with her until she's satisfied. The guy says, "That's ok, I'm going to go sit down. Just keep bringing the beer." After a while of drinking beer and getting intoxicated the guy came back to the bartender, "I'll take that bet. What do I do first?" "Remember the guy......" "Yes I remember." So he walked over to the guy and beat the crap out of him. He walked back to the bartender and said give me a beer. After drinking the beer he looked at the bartender and the bartender pointed towards the door. He stumbled over to the door and opened it. He tried walking down the stairs and fell to the bottom. A lot of growling was heard then you heard YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE.... The guy came back to the top of the stairs and yelled to the bartender, "Where's that fat bitch with the bad tooth?!"

funniness: 6.78

rating: PG