Lauren J.

10. Ellen DeGeneres: Suffocates in closet. 9. Susan Lucci: Trips and breaks her neck while running up the stairs to get an Emmy. 8. Jenny McCarthy: Struck by a random thought. 7. Frank Sinatra: Killed by strangers in the night. 6. RuPaul: Prostate Cancer. 5. O.J. Simpson: Killed by the "real killer" in an apperent suicide. 4. Madonna: Exposure. 3. Unabomber: Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage". 2. Al Gore: Dutch Elm Disease. 1. Bill Gates: Falls out of the window.

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG