Rick D.

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl oh peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few?" he asks. "No not at all" the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few." "Oh that's all right," the woman says "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!!!!

funniness: 6.42

rating: G