Red D.

Three men where in a prision in the desert. For a week all day and night they begged for there lives. One day the guard that was watching them said, "O.K. I've had it. Here's the deal if you three together have two feet of penis I'll let you go." So he took the first guy out. Came back and took the second guy back. Came back took the third guy out. Came back and said, "You just made it. You can go." The men left there walking and the first one said, "So you guys are lucky I have 12 inches." The second guy said, "You guys are lucky I have 11 inches." And the third guy said, "You guys are just lucky I had a hard on."

funniness: 7.02

rating: R