Derek D.

You have to call time and temp to find out what day it is. You've ever turned a fruit or vegetable into a pipe. You have Pizza Hut's number on speed dial. You get into an argument with your friends on who the current president is. The department of motor vechiles list your eye color as red on your drivers license. You've ever used a live animal in the construction of a pipe. You've ever turned a happy meal toy into a pipe. You compare walking to the refrigerator with walking across the nation. The only thing you know how to bake is brownies.

funniness: 5.39

rating: PG