Joslyn W.

Your apartment is so small, the roaches are hunchbacks. There are so many roaches in your house you should make them sighn a lease. Your house is so small, when you eat in the kitchen your elbows are in the livingroom. Your house is so poor they tore it down to put up a slum. I went to your house stepped on a cigerett, your mom yelled who turned off the heat? Your house is so hot the roaches carry canteens. Your family is so poor your house has a kickstand.

funniness: 5.21

rating: PG