Holly B.

A man goes and gets a $5,000 parrot for his mother's birthday. He gave it to her the day of her birthday and called back a few days later. "Hey Mom, what did you think of the parrot?" "It was deliscious!!", answered the mom. "What?!?!" the man said, "Mom, that bird was a very special bird. Cost me $5,000 and spoke 10 different languages." She replied, "Well, it should have said something then!"

funniness: 5.52

rating: PG