Zac C.

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Barbie Gets a Divorce for $265.00". Ralph asks, "Why is the Barbie Gets a Divorce $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious." The sales lady says. "Barbie Gets a Divorce comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."

funniness: 7.39

rating: PG