John B.

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when she sees the Big Bad Wolf behind the bushes. She walks up to him and says, "My, what big eyes you have!" The wolf then jumps up and runs away. Later on, Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, but this time he was behind a tree, she walks up to him again and says, "My, what big ears you have!" Again, the wolf jumps up and runs from her. As she continued her walk she sees the wolf a third time behind a fence, she walks up to him and says, "My, what big teeth you have!" The wolf popped up from behind the fence and says, "Damn it, would you leave me alone? I am trying to take a shit!!!"

funniness: 6.40

rating: PG