Sarah W.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. A stick. Q. Whats worse than two possums up a tree? A. Two trees up a possum. Q. How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? A. You wave to him. Q. Why did the leper leave the party? A. People kept dipping chips into him. Q. What do you do when someone has a fit while taking a bath? A. Throw in the clothes washing. Q. What do you call ten lepers in a pool? A. Soup. Q. What do you call an epaleptic in a tree? A. Russel. Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. Doug. Q. What do you call a man without a shovel in his head? A. Dougless. Q. What do you call a man lying on your doorstep? A. Matt. Q. What do you call a lady sitting on a toothpick? A. Olive. Q. What do you call a lady slewn over a clothes line? A. Peg. Q. What do you call a lady splatted on the wall? A. Murial. Q. What do you call a man splatted on the wall? A. Art. Q. Whats worse than ten babies in a bucket? A. One baby in ten buckets.

funniness: 5.44

rating: PG