Scott C.

A cowboy out of Texas came to the big apple, New York City. He picked up one of the girls of the night, took her to a hotel for some fun and relaxation. The got undress, got in bed, the chick felt his arms and said, "Oh what big arms you have." He said, "Yes Mam, every thing grow big in Texas." She felt his sholders and said, "What big sholders you have." He said, "Yes mam, everything grow big in Texas." She felt his dick and said, "What a big dick you have." He said. "Yes mam, everything grow big in Texas." He turned her over, put his dick in her pussy and said, "By the way mam, what part of Texas y'all from?"

funniness: 7.22

rating: R