Madonna C.

Two girls who have just gone through a break up were talking about how they felt about what happened. One said, "Girl I am so damn happy I got rid of that no good, bellie flloppin, ass iching, bear drinking, lying son of a bitch. The house is cleaner and the poison contral center has stopped showing up." The other women turned and said, "Ohhhhhh!! I know exactly what you mean girlfriend! I have been much better without that no good, immature, sperm donning jack ass. He got me pregnant and has not even called. After dumping that moron it was just like changing my underwear, I felt much better after the jerk was gone."

funniness: 3.80

rating: R