Ashley L.

There was a guy who was in town for a business trip and needed a place to stay. The man was going from hotel to hotel and there was not a single vacancy. He came to the last hotel in town and talked to the desk clerk and asked if there were any vacancies. The clerk told the man yes but the only room avalible was haunted. The man realizing this was the only room in town he took it. He was led to his room and so far nothing was out of the usual. He was in his room for about an hour and a ghost appeared and said, "I'm the ghost of beanie weenie. Eat more beans or I'll cut off your weenie." So the man anxiously ate beans. In the moring the man checked out of the hotel. A second man came along in the same predicament. He also chose the haunted room. After he was in his room for about an hour and the ghost appeared. The ghost said, "I am the ghost of beanie weenie. Eat some beans or I'll cut off your weenie." The man ate beans in bowlfulls. He also checked out the next morning a.s.a.p. The next morning another man came to the hotel with no place to stay. He agreed to stay in the haunted room. He went up to his room and everything was fine for more than an hour and the ghost of beanie weenie appeared and spoke his haunting words, "I'm the ghost of beanie weenie eat more beans or I'll cut off your weenie." So the man replied, "Well I'm the ghost of Christmas Past touch my dick and I'll kick your ass!"

funniness: 6.43

rating: R