Buckwheat The G.

There was a kid with rabbits in his room. Before school, he had to clean the cages. While he was doing this, he heard the bus. He shoved the fist full of terds in his pocket, grabbed his pack, and headed out the door. Once at school, he took them out and put them on the desk. The kid sitting next to him asked, "Gee, what are those?" And he aswered, "smart pills, want some?" So the kid took a bunch and swallowed them. In disgust, he let out "Agg! These taste like turds!" And he replied, "See, you're getting smater already!"

funniness: 6.39

rating: G